so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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