Apparently you make a good broom.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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