Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i drank out of a bidet.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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