we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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