it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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