he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
