He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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