Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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