I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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