My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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