it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
