Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just want to make out with him forever
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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