So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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