Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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