Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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