I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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