I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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