Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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