She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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