i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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