I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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