Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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