I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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