He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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