Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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