Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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