That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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