I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
