the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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