I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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