question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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