I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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