found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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