with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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