Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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