I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
