Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
...so i touched it.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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