you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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