the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
