Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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