all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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