in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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