Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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