TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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