How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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