people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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