I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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