The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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