This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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