I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
