But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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