Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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