I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I want a musical about memes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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