its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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