well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
why is half of my head shaved?
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